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links.net - fuck.comWhen I first started the Domain Name Game in 1994, securing fuck.com seemed a distinct possibility. If christian.org had been secured by out and out blasphemers, why couldn't I get a simple swear word?Since then the Internet has grown by literally hundreds of thousands of percentage points, people have been busted big time for online obscenity - folks at InterNIC have become more cautious. I exchanged a few letters over the legal implications of the registration, and finally spoke to someone over the issue. In June 1995, I served on a think tank/panel with Jon Postel, the guy responsible for withholding the domain, at the time. He wasn't a suit, he had longish gray frizzed hair, and a bushy santa-beard. He wore jeans and acted like an academic computer dude. He noted that his authority to hand out domains is tenuous as it is, if he was responsible for doling out the controversial, some government beaurocracy might take over his job. He asked me, which would I prefer? Since the Internic started charging for domains I'm not clear who has what authority these days, if I am now allowed to buy myself fuck dot com. Finding bigtits.com, and Procter and Gamble's diarrhea.com made me feel pretty righteous though. What do they think I am, some kinda porno publisher? Then Sam Weiler mailed me this:
CAKE Publications, Inc. (FUCKER-DOM) FUCKER.COM Congressional Censors (FUCKEDUP-DOM) FUCKEDUP.COM Fighting Censor-happy Congress-heads (FUCKHEAD-DOM) FUCKHEAD.COM For UnLawful Cardinal Knowledge Education Division (FUCKED-DOM) FUCKED.COM Fragging Inc. (FUCKOFF-DOM) FUCKOFF.COM Plastic Surgery International (FUCKFACE-DOM) FUCKFACE.COM Sex on the Beach (FUCKING-DOM) FUCKING.COM No match for "FUCK.COM" CyberWorks (SHITSNGIGGLES-DOM) SHITSNGIGGLES.COM Pigs in Shit Club (SHIT2-DOM) SHIT.COM Smear's Enterprises of Happy (SHIT-SMEAR-DOM) SHIT-SMEAR.COMThis clinched it, on April 10, I reregistered through Cyborganic: As Yer Mama Net Productions expands its publishing purview, fuck characterizes a good deal of its publishing. fuck is a powerful word, we intend to use it as a web domain for a powerful press.These were the exchanges between InterNIC officials and I prior to our f2f meeting.
Date: 21 Dec 1994 Date: Mon, 24 Oct 1994 18:03:22 -0700 From: Domain Registration Role Account <domreg@internic.net> Duane - From: Domain Registration Role Account <domreg@internic.net>=========================================================================== <<templates/domain-templates.txt> [ 07/94 ] >To establish a domain, the following information must be sent to the InterNIC Registration Services (HOSTMASTER@INTERNIC.NET). Either this template, or the "short form" following this template may be used. >(1) The name of the top-level domain to join (EDU, GOV, COM, NET, ORG). >1. Top-level domain:COM >(2) The name of the domain (up to 24 characters). This is the name that will be used in tables and lists associating the domain with the domain servers addresses. While domain names can be quite long, the use of shorter, more user-friendly names is recommended. >2. Complete Domain Name:fuck.com >(3) The name and address of the organization for which the domain iis being established. >3a. Organization name:Yer Mama Net Productions
>3b. Organization address: East Lakeshore >(4) The date you expect the domain to be fully operational. >4. Date operational: 1 September 1994 >NOTE: The key people must have electronic mailboxes (even if in the domain being registered) and "handles" (unique InterNIC database identifiers). If you have access to "WHOIS", please check to see if the contacts are registered and if so, include only the handle and changes (if any) that need to be made in the entry. If you do not have access to "WHOIS", please provide all the information indicated and a handle will be assigned. >(5) The handle of the administrative head of the organization in (3) above or this person's name, postal address, phone number, organization, and network emailbox. This is the contact point for administrative and policy questions about the domain. >Administrative Contact
>5a. Handle (if known):Justin >(6) The handle of the technical contact for the domain or this person's name, mailing address, phone number, organization, and network mailbox. This is the contact point for problems and updates regarding the domain or zone. >Technical and Zone Contact
>6a. Handle (if known):Justin >NOTE: Domains must provide at least two independent servers for translating names to addresses for hosts in the domain. The servers should be in physically separate locations and on different networks if possible. The servers should be active and responsive to DNS queries BEFORE this application is submitted. Incomplete information in sections 7 and 8 or inactive servers will result in delay of the registration. >(7) The primary server information.
>7a. Primary Server Hostname: ramona.cyborganic.com >(8) The secondary server information.
>8a. Secondary Server Hostname: hyperreal.com >(9) Please briefly describe the organization for which this domain is being registered. If the domain is for an organization that already has a domain registered, please describe the purpose of this domain. >Yer Mama Net Productions, on the forefront of web wide view provision, is registering this domain name to use for a web site and e-mail addresses related to the nature of this domain. >For further information contact InterNIC Registration Services:
>Via electronic mail: HOSTMASTER@INTERNIC.NET |
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